Maneater News Roundup: Apr. 01, 2008: April Fools' Day
THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS' DAY PODCAST AND IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL.
A drunken Deatheater-in-chief Lord Stevesymort damaged the Deatheater’s sterling reputation Friday; Former MU football player Rock BROlivo announced his candidacy for the 9 and ¾ Congressional district; Students disheartened by the closing of Frat Pit last fall now have a new spot to grill hot dogs, toss bean bags and defecate in public on football game days; The MU Health Discoveries Club has found the cure for cancer; Mariah Carey’s new single “Touch my Body” has caused a global grope-a-thon; The Kansas Jayhawks nation is in shock following the death of football coach Mark Mangino.
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