Charles Austin
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- Columnist, Maneater (Fall 2007-Spring 2008, Vol. 74)
- Reporter
43 Stories
- Celebrating a historic presidency that's still in the future (Nov. 18, 2008)
- A Horatio Alger story for the 21st century (Nov. 10, 2008)
- Candidates court rappers' endorsements (Nov. 3, 2008)
- Columnist 'attacked' for support of MSA candidate (Oct. 27, 2008)
- Charles Austin goes conservative (Oct. 20, 2008)
- Money can't buy happiness (Oct. 13, 2008)
- Fantasy politics would inform Americans (Oct. 7, 2008)
- Saving the world with misguided reality TV (Sept. 29, 2008)
- Americans should learn and think before voting (Sept. 22, 2008)
- There will be blood (Sept. 16, 2008)
- The politics of music (Sept. 8, 2008)
- The thing in the gasoline (Aug. 26, 2008)
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Snacks (June 4, 2008)
- Why George Bush is smarter than al-Qaeda (May 6, 2008)
- Hypothetical questions posed for readers (April 29, 2008)
- Ann Coulter and purposeful polarization (April 22, 2008)
- Tales of iniquity from Columbia's underbelly (April 15, 2008)
- Obama and Reagan: more alike than not (April 8, 2008)
- Nothing to show but a lifetime of regrets (April 1, 2008)
- Charles Austin: too hot for The Maneater (March 18, 2008)
- Leave predicting the future to TV psychics (March 11, 2008)
- Uncle Sam to middle class: please take my money (March 4, 2008)
- Leave pop culture alone (Feb. 26, 2008)
- Breathing new life into old franchises (Feb. 19, 2008)
- Bring back the singing telegram (Feb. 12, 2008)
- Making money interesting again (Feb. 5, 2008)
- Illegal aliens ruin country, steal jobs (Jan. 29, 2008)
- Checking in on Billboard (Dec. 4, 2007)
- A column for the 21st century (Nov. 27, 2007)
- Winning the war on Christmas (Nov. 13, 2007)
- Shocking news: Congress is a joke (Nov. 6, 2007)
- Who is Charles Austin? (Oct. 30, 2007)
- If I Also Did It: My account of the O.J. Simpson scandal (Oct. 23, 2007)
- Ann Coulter and purposeful polarization (Oct. 16, 2007)
- Oedipus' mother comes for a CAT scan (Oct. 9, 2007)
- What Soulja Boy don't tell 'em might hurt 'em (Oct. 2, 2007)
- How to win the youth vote in '08 (Sept. 25, 2007)
- The greatest uniting force on campus (Sept. 18, 2007)
- New study shows we're all going to die (Sept. 11, 2007)
- TV vs. Dog: Guess who wins? (Aug. 28, 2007)
- Jesus Shark: the second coming of Christ (Aug. 21, 2007)
- One man's death is another's treasure (July 11, 2007)
- United Nations: Stop burning Flag Day (June 6, 2007)















