Column: Good intentions no excuse for poor execution
Published April 13, 2010
There’s a lot to be angry about this April.
It struck me this morning that this is a terrible month to be a Tea Partier. Within the span of two weeks, the government is prying its way into households with the census and into bank accounts with tax collection.
But the census in particular is so innocuous I have a hard time believing anyone is angry about it out of principle. When Tea Partiers claim they detest the census because it’s an overreach of government power and cite its use in the Japanese internment camps of the '40s, I can’t shake the suspicion their rage toward the Democratic administration is just being sublimated into a completely unimportant issue that didn’t bother them at all in 2000 under George W. Bush.
But I can’t cast stones, because I’m also angry this April. Insane Clown Posse just released a video for its song “Miracles,” which has me as irate as the Tea Partiers are over the census.
The song boasts some of the most intellectually insulting lyrics I’ve ever heard in my life:
“Water, fire, air and dirt/Fucking magnets, how do they work?/And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist/Y’all mother fuckers lying and getting me pissed.”
This gem is off the 2009 album Bang! Pow! Boom!, which is a return to the group’s Dark Carnival imagery.
A substantial part of ICP’s discography revolves around this fictitious carnival, which is basically the central motif in a morality tale created by the group to capture the imaginations of the lower-class Detroit youth of their upbringing. In the music, pedophiles, domestic abusers and the like are summoned to the Dark Carnival for punishment for their misdeeds. Beneath the clownish veneer, ICP is ultimately a street-savvy, Faygo-guzzling, evangelical group.
Although it’s commendable the group seeks to open up a discussion about morality in low-income communities, I have to take issue with its unwillingness to learn how magnets work. And this is the problem with anti-census Tea Partiers.
In the same way ICP members aren’t the best evangelicals, the Tea Partiers aren’t the best libertarians or conservatives. Somehow, they’ve allowed Glenn Beck to ascend the throne of their cause rather than, say, Ron Paul or anybody with an education.
ICP undermines its intended positive messages with unbridled stupidity in the same way the Tea Party undermines valid concerns about federal power and states’ rights by letting its most irrational proponents (gun-wielding town hall protesters, Beck) retain serious mainstream prominence.
Having valid concerns about an issue doesn’t make you a good spokesperson on that issue. Leaders need knowledge and a willingness to come to an understanding with those who disagree.
I can't help but be angered by Beck and ICP, but I also have a hard time gauging the irrationality of my own anger against the irrationality of theirs. Is ICP completely deplorable even though the group has a (sort of) positive message? They certainly put more time and effort than I into making the world (in their eyes) a better place.
Can the Tea Partiers be dismissed for their hyperbolic rhetoric and lack of tact, rather than for the actual substance of their beliefs? Don’t I also behave irrationally when I’m angry? Is it really fair for me to write the entire movement off, including its intelligent proponents, just because some prominent members are ignorant and proud of it?
It’s tricky to weigh good intentions versus poor execution, but ultimately I think people have a responsibility to learn how magnets work, even if it means trusting scientists.
Still, I’m sure this idea angers others the way ICP and Glenn Beck anger me.
Comments (11)
11:16 p.m., April 18, 2010
Cameron said:
RE Taylor: "Fucking magnets, how do they work?/And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist/Y’all mother fuckers lying and getting me pissed" The lyrics are pretty clear. They don't know how magnets work and aren't smart enough to comprehend a scientific explanation, so they call scientists liars. "Its a miracle!" Willful ignorance is worse than stupidity by far. You drag down society, and even seem proud of it. Theres a damn good reason everyone laughs at juggalos, they are stupid.
1:45 a.m., April 19, 2010
Mike said:
Juggalos are mentally retarded. This allows ICP to write idiotic lyrics that will get swallowed up by the sheep. They don't do it for change or good, but to get rich. Change ICP to Glenn Beck and juggalos to tea partier and it still stands. And Taylor... ICP could not describe the physics of a magnet if their mom's trailer was on fire and a description of atomic spin was the only thing that could put it out. Their lyrics are for morons.
8:03 a.m., April 19, 2010
Icp tard said:
Taylor, Research is what scientists do. We can't have that now, can we? Did you read this article? I don't think you did you inbred crack baby, beat it and leave the intellectual stuff to the grown ups.
8:46 a.m., April 19, 2010
Ron said:
Everytime I see a juggalo , I am amazed at the world around us. You'd think there is a limit to how retarded people can get, but you just proved me wrong, Taylor. Emo clowns.
11:57 a.m., April 19, 2010
Bard said:
The "Juggalo" post previous to mine shows that ICP fans are a large amount of idiots. Just like early man they can't understand the world around them (despite having the answers easily available) and proclaim everything to be the work of Gods (or as ICP says, Miracles). They are the tea party types in their youth. Unwilling to take the time to self educate and fearful of science. Reading and analyzing is too tough, instead they need ICP (Or Glen Beck) to give them the answers.
4:09 p.m., April 19, 2010
HatchetJuggalo said:
I just gotta say if you trust the word of scientists you just don't know anything about history. just look at all the lies they have told to the people, it goes on and on. the fact is that none of us really know what's happening and all we can rely on would be what our five senses tell us and we can never be sure how much this reflects reality or if there is a reality to be reflected. scientists are the people in our society who are arrogant and believe that the stories they tell are ultimate truth but they are so wrong. we can never really know how magnets work.
5:05 p.m., April 19, 2010
Nathan said:
Hey HatchetJuggalo, You are using generalizations and zero actual accounts of lying scientists. Learning is a process. When new facts arise, facts are changed. A bunch of fat, facepainted, untalented rappers are not experts on historical progression of scientific theory, or even metaphysical and religious theology.





7:44 a.m., April 15, 2010
Taylor said:
look dude. u have your views and thats fine but i am a juggalo and your slandering the insane clown posse. your taking the lyrics way out of context. their simply saying that we should be amazed with the world around us. im sure they do kno how magnets work. listen to the rest of the song and the actual meaning rather than just the words. do your research into what they mean next time.