Tuesday’s edition of the April Fool’s Maneater entitled “The Carpeteater” was a highly offensive and poorly constructed attempt at satire.
Let’s start with the title “The Carpeteater.” The name is historically derogatory toward lesbian women, and is absolutely offensive. Frankly, I don’t know how the editorial board could consciously put out a newspaper with that title.
But the derogatory comments toward women don’t stop there. Instead, this edition offers overtly offensive language including sections entitled “Campussy” and “Whore ‘Um” as well as three fake staff writer names that make reference to the word “cunt.”
Derogatory profanity toward women isn’t funny. It isn’t satirical. It certainly isn’t journalism. It is rude and offensive and propagates stereotypes that already degrade women in our society.
This edition was offensive, crude and not something that represents Mizzou or its students. I don’t want this on Maneater stands around campus, and I am embarrassed to even have Mizzou’s name attached to this profanity. This is not the integrity behind the number one journalism school in the country.
Imagine the prospective students who have visited our campus this week. One of them picks this up, sharing the campus newspaper with their parents. Is this what any Mizzou student wants them to see? Are failed derogatory attempts at humor what The Maneater is proud to portray?
While previous April Fool’s editions have been humorous and satirical, this edition was tactless and degrading, and I know I am joined by the following students, staff and alumni in demanding a full apology. In the future, The Maneater should attempt to put integrity, not cheap laughs, at the top of its priorities.
Kathy Rudd MU senior
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